I spent about four years insisting belt bags were a phase, a fanny pack with a marketing budget, and I was going to sit that phase out with my arms folded. Then I did an entire weekend at a food festival with my hands free, no strap digging into my shoulder, no bag left under a table somewhere in Kent, and I had to admit I’d been wrong in public, which is genuinely one of my least favourite things to do.

What makes a good one is mostly about how it sits, not how it looks in a photo on a hanger. You want a strap that adjusts properly and doesn’t flip round to sit at the small of your back the second you start walking. You want it to hold its shape when it’s half empty, not go slack and sad looking the moment you take your phone out. And the size matters more than people think, big enough for a phone, a card, keys and lip balm, small enough that it doesn’t read as a bumbag having an identity crisis.

Leather or a proper structured fabric earns its keep here, because a floppy one just looks like a mistake you’re wearing.

Styling wise, it wants to sit against something simple. A plain tee, a slip dress, a good coat, anything with a clean line so the bag can actually be the detail rather than fighting another bag or a busy print for attention.

Worn across the body over a blazer it looks properly put together for daytime, worn round the waist over a dress it does something slightly cooler and less try hard. I wear mine over a denim jacket more than I’d like to admit, because it stops the jacket looking like it’s swallowing me.

Occasion wise this is the one bag that earns its place at almost everything that involves standing up for long periods. Festivals, obviously. Family days out where you’ll end up carrying someone else’s water bottle. Any city trip where you don’t want to think about your bag while you’re looking at a map. Even a wedding, if it’s the kind with a marquee and grass and you know you’ll be on your feet till midnight. It’s not a going out bag pretending to be practical, it’s a practical bag that occasionally gets to go out, and I’ve come round to thinking that’s the better way round.

Top Picks

Belt Bag: Black Bags
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Waterfly Sport Running 7.0 Belt Bag
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$24.99 WATERFLY
Kl Jeans - Nylon Logo Belt Bag, Man, Black, Size: One Size
BELT BAGKARL LAGERFELD (US)Kl Jeans - Nylon Logo Belt Bag, Man, Black, Size: One Size
$85.00 KARL LAGERFELD (US)
Roam Nylon Sling Crossbody Belt Bum Fanny Waist Bag
DAILY SALE, INC.Roam Nylon Sling Crossbody Belt Bum Fanny Waist Bag $27.00 DAILY SALE, INC.
Belt Bag: Black Bags
THREDUP (US)Belt Bag: Black Bags $15.99 THREDUP (US)
Waterfly Sport Running 6.0 Belt Bag
WATERFLYWaterfly Sport Running 6.0 Belt Bag $24.99 WATERFLY
Waterfly Utility Max Belt Bag
WATERFLYWaterfly Utility Max Belt Bag $24.99 WATERFLY
Gucci GG Retro Monogrammed Belt bag - Beige
HARVEY NICHOLS USGucci GG Retro Monogrammed Belt bag - Beige $953.13 HARVEY NICHOLS US
Gucci Red Matelassé Leather Mini GG Marmont Belt Bag
THE LUXURY CLOSETGucci Red Matelassé Leather Mini GG Marmont Belt Bag $835.00 THE LUXURY CLOSET
Waterfly Sport Running 3.0 Belt Bag
WATERFLYWaterfly Sport Running 3.0 Belt Bag $23.99 WATERFLY
Running Bum Bag Fanny Pack Travel Waist Money Belt Zip Hiking Pouch Wallet
DAILY SALE, INC.Running Bum Bag Fanny Pack Travel Waist Money Belt Zip Hiking Pouch Wallet $25.00 DAILY SALE, INC.
Fursten Belt Bag In Visetos
MCMFursten Belt Bag In Visetos $650.00 MCM
Saint Laurent Sunset Palm Tree Multicolor Fabric Belt Bag
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Herschel Supply Co. Belt Bag: Orange Bags
THREDUP (US)Herschel Supply Co. Belt Bag: Orange Bags $36.99 THREDUP (US)
DKNY Leather Belt Bag: Ivory Bags
THREDUP (US)DKNY Leather Belt Bag: Ivory Bags $42.99 THREDUP (US)
Apana Belt Bag: Gold Bags
THREDUP (US)Apana Belt Bag: Gold Bags $20.99 THREDUP (US)
Belt Bag: Green Bags
THREDUP (US)Belt Bag: Green Bags $23.99 THREDUP (US)
Zyia Active Belt Bag: Black Bags
THREDUP (US)Zyia Active Belt Bag: Black Bags $23.99 THREDUP (US)
Red Girls Floral Metallic Belt Bag
ACCESSORIZE UKRed Girls Floral Metallic Belt Bag $14.00 ACCESSORIZE UK
Crocs Classic Belt Bag Shoes (Black) - Size 0.0 OT
FAMOUS FOOTWEARCrocs Classic Belt Bag Shoes (Black) - Size 0.0 OT $39.99 FAMOUS FOOTWEAR
Gucci Jumbo GG Monogrammed Belt bag - Black
HARVEY NICHOLS USGucci Jumbo GG Monogrammed Belt bag - Black $972.45 HARVEY NICHOLS US
Fablou Belt Bag: Ivory Bags
THREDUP (US)Fablou Belt Bag: Ivory Bags $31.99 THREDUP (US)
Open Edit Belt Bag: Black Bags
THREDUP (US)Open Edit Belt Bag: Black Bags $20.99 THREDUP (US)
All I Need Belt Bag
WILD OAK BOUTIQUEAll I Need Belt Bag $52.00 WILD OAK BOUTIQUE
Waterfly Sport Running 5.0 Belt Bag
WATERFLYWaterfly Sport Running 5.0 Belt Bag $22.99 WATERFLY
Gucci Red Matelassé Leather GG Marmont Belt Bag
THE LUXURY CLOSETGucci Red Matelassé Leather GG Marmont Belt Bag $824.00 THE LUXURY CLOSET
MM6 Maison Margiela Men's Black Nylon Belt Bag
IFCHICMM6 Maison Margiela Men's Black Nylon Belt Bag $530.00 IFCHIC
Karl Lagerfeld - K/monogram Jacquard Belt Bag, Man, Black, Size: One Size
KARL LAGERFELD (US)Karl Lagerfeld - K/monogram Jacquard Belt Bag, Man, Black, Size: One Size $269.95 KARL LAGERFELD (US)
Waterfly Sport Running 7.0 Belt Bag
WATERFLYWaterfly Sport Running 7.0 Belt Bag $24.99 WATERFLY
Florsheim Shoes Paolo Belt Bag Brown Size One Size Fits All
FLORSHEIMFlorsheim Shoes Paolo Belt Bag Brown Size One Size Fits All $125.00 FLORSHEIM
Think Royln Little Runaway Belt Bag Pearl Black One
SHOPBOPThink Royln Little Runaway Belt Bag Pearl Black One $128.00 SHOPBOP
CALPAK Luka Mini Belt Bag Chocolate One
SHOPBOPCALPAK Luka Mini Belt Bag Chocolate One $52.00 SHOPBOP
MeMoi Promo Everyday Belt Bag - One Size / Magenta
MEMOIMeMoi Promo Everyday Belt Bag - One Size / Magenta $19.99 MEMOI
Varley Lasson Nylon Belt bag - Beige
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Belt Bag 2 Color
W CONCEPT (US)Belt Bag 2 Color $201.00 W CONCEPT (US)
Gucci PVC Brown Ophidia Heart Utility Belt Bag (698805)
THE LUXURY CLOSETGucci PVC Brown Ophidia Heart Utility Belt Bag (698805) $993.00 THE LUXURY CLOSET
Celine Blue Denim Macadam Belt Bum Bag
THE LUXURY CLOSETCeline Blue Denim Macadam Belt Bum Bag $915.00 THE LUXURY CLOSET
Gucci Bijou Stone Dark Green Leather Belt Bag
THE LUXURY CLOSETGucci Bijou Stone Dark Green Leather Belt Bag $598.00 THE LUXURY CLOSET
BOSS Belt bag with contrast logo - Black Men's
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Stone Island Marsupio Logo-appliqud Belt bag - Black
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CALLOT belt bag 4color
W CONCEPT (US)CALLOT belt bag 4color $110.00 W CONCEPT (US)
Round Belt Shoulder Bag (4 Colors)
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Prada Black Nylon Fabric Belt Bag
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Gucci Black Matelassé Leather GG Marmont Belt Bag
THE LUXURY CLOSETGucci Black Matelassé Leather GG Marmont Belt Bag $824.00 THE LUXURY CLOSET
Kl Jeans - Nylon Logo Belt Bag, Man, Black, Size: One Size
KARL LAGERFELD (US)Kl Jeans - Nylon Logo Belt Bag, Man, Black, Size: One Size $85.00 KARL LAGERFELD (US)
HUGO Belt bag with antique-effect logo plaque - Light Green Men's
HUGO BOSSHUGO Belt bag with antique-effect logo plaque - Light Green Men's $160.00 HUGO BOSS
MeMoi Unisex Nylon Mesh Fanny Pack / Belt Bag for Kids and Adults
MEMOIMeMoi Unisex Nylon Mesh Fanny Pack / Belt Bag for Kids and Adults $20.00 MEMOI
−81%BELT BAG - OFF WHITE / ONE SIZE
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−30%Vera Bradley Portnoy Belt Bag Women in Spinach Green
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−33%Organic Linen Belt Bag
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−30%Pinko Belt Bag Medium Suede Shoulder Bag
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