The entire ridiculous experiment started because I packed wrong for Paris Fashion Week last season. Not a little wrong—catastrophically, what-was-I-thinking wrong. The kind of wrong that finds you standing in…
You know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business and then your brain decides to ruin your entire month? Yeah, that’s basically what happened to me at Murphy’s Pub…
So there I was last Christmas, nursing a slightly-too-strong eggnog and watching what might’ve been the most fascinating fashion moment of the year unfold in my parents’ living room. My…
Last week my roommate Jess literally cornered me in our kitchen at like 1 AM (she works late shifts at a restaurant) holding her phone with some influencer’s post pulled…
Look, I need to start by saying that thrift shopping is mostly just an exercise in disappointment with occasional moments of pure euphoria thrown in to keep you hooked. It’s…
Okay, so I need to confess something that’s been eating at me for months now, and it’s probably going to make me sound like a complete hypocrite given everything I’ve…
Look, I’m gonna be honest here – I’ve been buying into some pretty lazy stereotypes about how women over 50 dress, and it’s been bugging me for months. You know…
Every January I go through the same ritual – standing in front of my closet in Seattle’s persistent drizzle, staring at last year’s winter clothes and feeling like a complete…
So I was trudging through Pike Place Market last January, you know how Seattle gets in winter—that bone-deep dampness that makes 40 degrees feel like the Arctic—and I had this…
Okay so last winter I had what my TikTok followers have dubbed “the great boot breakdown of 2023” and honestly? It was long overdue. Picture this: me, standing in my…