You know that moment when you realise you’ve become the human equivalent of beige wallpaper? That hit me on a Tuesday morning at 7:28 AM, standing in my underwear staring…
Okay, confession time – I’m basically useless on Monday mornings. Like, genuinely terrible human being levels of useless. The weekend high crashes into reality so hard I literally stand in…
Okay, so I need to tell you about this Proenza Schouler dress situation because it’s honestly ridiculous. There’s this midnight blue slip dress hanging in my closet right now –…
Look, I’m gonna be honest here – I’ve been buying into some pretty lazy stereotypes about how women over 50 dress, and it’s been bugging me for months. You know…
Every January I go through the same ritual – standing in front of my closet in Seattle’s persistent drizzle, staring at last year’s winter clothes and feeling like a complete…
So I was trudging through Pike Place Market last January, you know how Seattle gets in winter—that bone-deep dampness that makes 40 degrees feel like the Arctic—and I had this…
Okay so last winter I had what my TikTok followers have dubbed “the great boot breakdown of 2023” and honestly? It was long overdue. Picture this: me, standing in my…
Look, this whole thing started because I spilled beet juice on my favorite white tee while making dinner. I know, I know – who wears white while cooking with beets?…
Oh my god, you guys. I need to tell you about the moment I decided I was done with fascinators forever. So I’m at my husband’s coworker’s wedding last summer…
Okay, so I need to tell you about what happened at my friend Sarah’s wedding last month. I’m standing there during cocktail hour, balancing a glass of prosecco and trying…