The Brown A Line Dresses Worth Your Money
I spent about three years thinking brown was the colour you wore when you’d given up. Beige’s sadder cousin. Then I put one on for a lunch I couldn’t be…
I spent about three years thinking brown was the colour you wore when you’d given up. Beige’s sadder cousin. Then I put one on for a lunch I couldn’t be…
I spent three years thinking pleats meant church. My nan had a navy pleated skirt she wore to every single family event between 1998 and her actual funeral, and I…
I used to think blue velvet was a Christmas colour, strictly December, strictly indoors, and I held that opinion for about four years until I wore a cobalt velvet dress…
I spent a solid four years convinced blue wrap dresses were a bit naval, like I was about to inspect a fleet or open a garden fete. Then my colleague…
I used to think blue meant safe. Navy work dress, done, no thinking required. Then I bought a cobalt tiered thing for a wedding in 2019 and someone’s aunt told…
I spent about four years convinced bottle green was a colour for other people, the sort who wear actual outerwear and own umbrellas that match things. Then a green dress…
I spent about three years thinking blue long sleeve dresses were a winter admission of defeat, the thing you wear when you’ve given up on the day and just need…
I spent a solid two years avoiding blue high neck dresses entirely, on account of one wedding guest disaster in 2019 that made me look like I was in mourning…
I used to think blue was the “safe” prom colour, the one you picked when you couldn’t decide, and then a girl called Priya turned up to her leavers’ do…
I spent years thinking blue was the safe choice at a party, the thing you wore when you couldn’t decide, and I was completely wrong about that. Blue is not…