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I spent about three years thinking a black long sleeve dress was a cop out. The safe choice. The thing you wear when you can’t be bothered to have an…

I spent an entire summer avoiding balloon sleeves because of one wedding in 2019 where I looked like I was about to present the weather. The proportions were wrong, the…

I said for years that skater dresses were a hen do uniform and nothing else, the kind of thing you wear once to a bottomless brunch and then quietly retire.…

I spent about four years thinking beige was the colour equivalent of a shrug. A non decision. The thing you wore when you couldn’t be bothered to have an opinion…

I spent about three years thinking beige was what happened to a colour that gave up. Magnolia walls, hospital corridors, that one raincoat my mother had in 1998. Then I…

I used to think puff sleeves were a costume decision, not a fashion one. Too much volume up top and you’re either Elizabethan or you’ve come as a trifle. Took…

I spent about three years thinking beige on a dress meant “hasn’t decided what colour it wants to be yet.” Cowardly, apologetic, the sort of thing you wear when you’ve…